Saturday, May 28, 2005

Screwed up another chance

I just screwed up another chance of asking the pretty girl in my boxing class for her number...
Walking pass me like a gentle breeze, she smells like... smelly sweaty girl.
With her cute smile and wave... she left...
I SCREWED UP!!!
Why in the blue hell didn't i ask for her number man!!! she walked pass me and all i did was ogle at her. i had the chance and i screw it up...

Well, i was damn bloody scared can... i mean... how to ask for her number?

Pickup Line no.1
"Hello, i'm andrew... and i think you're damn hot can i have your number?"

Pickup Line no.2
"Hi! The name is Pang... Andrew Pang"

Pickup Line no.3
"I lost my number... can i have yours?"

Pickup Line no.4
"ehh... excuse me ahh... whats your number? i need a friend."


For all i know she already has a boy friend... and i would just be simply making a fool out of myself! i got ego too alright! i got my pride!
If it is really so easy to ask a girl for her number, i would have gotten thousands by now! But the actual fact is that its damn hard!

I dont wanna sound desperate and horny... and i always have this idea that guys who asks for girls numbers are damn fucking HORNY!!!
Its like they are just looking for SEX SEX SEX and more SEX!!!
How to actually ask for a girl's number and not sound desperate and horny?

For all i know i might end up...
OH MY GOD!!! I'm gonna die single, virgin and fat!!!


PS: To the people reading my blog, please please please give me some tips on how to get a girls number.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

throw a one-two at her, offer to send her to the hospital for stitches and ask her HP no. to call her mother.

Sunday, May 29, 2005 5:54:00 pm  
Blogger Pangster said...

ehh.. i don't think the one-two will work... coz after i throw a one-two... the person that will be asking for her HP is the police... i will be in deep shit!
doesn't work sorry!
please give something that will work lah!

Sunday, May 29, 2005 6:18:00 pm  
Blogger Pangster said...

dearest gutter... i wan her number.. not ask her out on a date!
like i said... what happens if she has a boyfriend already than i will look like a horny ass...

but thanks for ur tip =)

Sunday, May 29, 2005 10:10:00 pm  
Blogger limegreenspyda said...

simple. just ask her out for supper/coffee after class(does NOT mean a date, right?), and then just talk about anything. very normal. and once she becomes comfortable and more familiar with you, asking for her number will be a natural thing to do.

plus, you'll also find out if she is already attached during the conversation you had over coffee!

easy peasy lemon squeezy! :)

tell us how it goes!

Monday, May 30, 2005 12:40:00 pm  
Blogger Deedos said...

aiya pang .. jus tell her u're king kong from PCK .. she surely wanna go out with a "star" ...hahahaha or maybe cheeky from dat anti-drug ad ...

Tuesday, May 31, 2005 6:20:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

pangster, can ya update your blog oftener ornot? btw, i told ur crushee abt ur blog. power ornot?

Thursday, June 02, 2005 8:27:00 am  

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