Testosterone Overdose

I feel that hanging out with guys can be quite pissing off... Especially when there is this guy who has super major EGO problem. When you make a statement, there will be this guy who will correct you... When you make a mistake, he will point it out to you infront of everybody...

But that guy thinks he is Jesus... all perfect and faultless...

(Example)

Pangster: hey! starwars is coming out and the whole jedi council is gonna get killed by Darth Vader!!!

Testosterone Overloaded Guy: No!!! Darth Vader didn't get his name until anakin skywalker turned to the dark-side

Pangster: ahh what ever lah he is Darth Vader after all...

Testosterone Overloaded Guy: No!!! he is not!!! he was anakin when he killed the council... and it was not him alone... Darth sithdeous kill other *blah* *blah* *blah*

Pangster: What every it is... Darth Vader kill em all in the end...

Testosterone Overloaded Guy: No!!! he didn't... [and it goes on and on]



Can you imagine hanging out with a person like that!
ITS FUCKING IRRITATING!!!
Testosterone Overloaded Guy should really do something about his fucking ego...

You think it get better? Mr Ego... once made this statement...
"we as brothers should be honest with each other"

Hmm... lets see... Mr Ego has told 1,2,3... 172... 276... [ooppss! lost count!] of lies...

Mr Ego: I bashed this guy up and he landed in the hospital bed... (Liar!)

Mr Ego: I told my people to bash this teacher up (the action gangster)

Mr Ego: Got this girl's father asked me to be his daugther's date during a prom (wow! now he is a gigolo!)

The best part is yet to come... Mr Ego once told me this "Eh Pang... I got tell you before you're damn fucking blunt with your words!"

Look its Jesus who is pointing out my mistakes to me!!!

If i were to be really fucking blunt, i would tell Mr Ego...

STOP LYING YOU GAY MOTHER FUCKING SON OF A BITCH!!!

Some honesty around here... now i am really blunt...
1st. STOP LYING!
2nd. You squeel like a fucking ah-gua when you play computer games...
3rd. Stop screaming when you see a cockroach!
4th. Stop wanting things your way.
5th. Treat friends with respect.

I got loads more to say... You want me to be blunt... You ain't see nothing yet ASSHOLE!


Come to think of it, i think i'm the one with the most testosterone... SHIT!