Talk about been bashed in the head

Ever been bashed in the head? Not a figure of speech, literally bashed in the head.
Well, i have and i can proudly say it! I got bashed in the head by this quite pretty girl i know.

The story goes like this... Once upon a time in the concrete jungles of Singapore, there lived a little fat boy (who wants to be slim) . He decided that by losing weight, would get him a lot of girls. So he decided to join the Muay Thai lesson.
In the Muay Thai lesson, he met many many people... but only 1 girl stood out. Her name was Pamela. So little fat-who-wants-to-be-slim boy join extra lessons just to see her more often.
On the Friday of 20th of May 2005, little boy got a chance to talk to Pamela... The strong and macho Muay Thai instructor told little boy to pair up with Pamela... Little boy was so excited!
Than instructor told little boy that Pamela would box him but he cannot retaliate... Little boy was so happy because this was his chance to show off how strong he can be...
Little did the little boy know that Pamela could really punch! He got bashed... okay maybe not really bashed but smacked in the head...

After training was over, little boy was quite in pain... but he is happy! haha!!!

PS: Guess who is the little boy...