We're just friends

Ever been in a position where by you're super close to a friend of the opposite gender?

Well, for me... i would say that i can communicate with women quite easily... I was told by my buddies that women (in general) get quite comfortable talking to me. They some how feel that i am like a pillar of support.
But the funny thing is that... not a single one will end up being with me...

Sometimes i wonder why? Is it just me? I'm not good looking enough? I'm too obnoxious? What is wrong with me?

I can talk to them... i can relate to their problems but at the end of the day, we're just friends...

For me, i've already overcome that part... of feeling shitty... I really wonder why.
What is with the fat people. Some how i see a lot of fat people becoming "Priest".
Women would talk to them about their problems and the "Priest" would relate to their problem giving them advices and even start to care for them... but its like a curse. Its like those "Priest" are bound by their oath of celibacy. (the condition of being unmarried A.K.A. no sex)

Or maybe fat people are jesters. (A fool or buffoon at medieval courts)
Maybe along the line, jesters were no longer needed in the mediveal times... so they become fat people in the 21st century.

Just to make other people happy... becoming the "Priest". The always ready listening ear.

Classic Story:

Boy breaks up with girl... girl is hurt... girl find "Priest".
"Priest" secretly likes girl... but doesn't say...
"Priest" is there for the girl when she needs him. "Priest" cheers her up... makes her happy.

Story ends with girl goes back with boy...

Think about it... are fat people here just to make you happy? to be your listening ear?

PS: i'm not refering to anyone at all... and i'm not upset... just thoughts that i have.