Having a moronic classmate

I've got this super moronic classmate... to keep the identity a secret, i will refer to my classmate as "It".

'It' really pissed me off today... came to class 'It' had a super blacken face and don't know for what freaking reason... 'It' just had the attitude!

During lesson 'It' just keep doing it's own stuff like MSN and Friendster... not paying attention to the lecturer. Come to doing the work, 'It' just keeps on complaining than the her computer program doesn't work and 'It' doesn't know how to do it.(we're having computer programming lesson)

I'm beginning to get really really pissed with 'It' and all its nonsense. We were suppose to do this project... 'It' was suppose to do question 3 and i was suppose to do question 2... Guess what!
'It' did my question! I told it that we need to stick to our question cos i was partner with another friend and if she did question 2, it would mean that my friend and i would have nothing to do!
'It' and its nonsense gave attitude again ah! asking me stupid questions and giving me stupid answers...
I figure that somewhere along its family line were PIGS!
cos 'It' is fat... 'It' whines... 'It' complains... 'It' squeels like a pig!
(not like it is wrong to be fat but just know when to Shut The Fuck Up!)

A lot of people think that fat people are obnoxious, irritating and really really noisy... hey, i'm fat! But i ain't obnoxious... and i know when to SHUT THE FUCK UP!

its people like 'It' that gives big-boned people like me a bad name...

i got some advice for 'It'...

(no.1) Quit whining
(no.2) Don't ask stupid questions and expect smart answers
(no.3) Stop asking people why this guy don't like you or that guy doesn't like you (the answer is quite obvious)
(no.4) You may not know it, but you squeel like a pig! =)

and last but not least

(no.5) When in doubt, Shut The Fuck Up!


Give these advices a try... and i guarantee that more people will like you.